Everybody loves monkeys. They're such cute, funny little animals. They like to smile, dance, eat, bite, and throw warm clumps of feces when they're angry. They're like little people.

Now you can have your very own screeching pet primate with PortaMonkey, the most realistic digital pet ever created for a Palm handheld computer. PortaMonkey promises to deliver all the joys of owning a substance-abusing monkey, including feeding it, playing with it, cleaning up little piles of monkey-poo, and delivering small bursts of electric shocks to discipline the little bastard.

But be careful! PortaMonkey needs as much warm love and attention as he can get, otherwise it's off to monkey heaven for your horny little friend.

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